While in a chat today, the following conversation occurred...
After I stopped laughing I had to post it.
A : I had a mouse in my well the other day. I shop-vac-d it out.
B : lol, I can hear it now... "whrrrrrrrrr, ssshhTHUNK"
C : *phoomp*
D : and forever after the other mice tell tales of abduction from above
D : "seriously, it was like some kind of tractor beam!"
B : But is derided as a crazy mouse.